he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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