ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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