did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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