Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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