ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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