I got chris browned last night
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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