i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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