I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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