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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't usually arrange sex via text message

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(713): View more from Texas

S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker

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(626): View more from California

dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.

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(845): View more from New York

You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..

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(810): View more from Michigan

He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!

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(951): View more from California

I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?

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