idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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