I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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