If i come over, it means nothing
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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