this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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