hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i would punch a child for taco bell
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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