i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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