Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You may now shotgun with the bride
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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