Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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