Your face is a jimmy john
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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