Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
