Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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