whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
There was a lot of him and a little penis
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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