You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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