I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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