4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
