So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
