She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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