You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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