He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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