You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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