so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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