im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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