the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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