i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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