He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
no. you can't hotbox the world.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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