Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
he just fucked me for my cheese.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
