Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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