If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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