But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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