Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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