): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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