D3 body, D1 cock
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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