You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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