You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
