plz talk dirty to me
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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