I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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