He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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