I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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