I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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