You made me cry and you don't even care
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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