he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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