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you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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