no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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