Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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