Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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