I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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